Cy the Delivery Guy

"You don't know me, but my name's Cy. I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy."

- Cy the Delivery Guy

Cy the Delivery Guy is the silly tertiary protagonist of the 2012 feature length Illumination 3D animated film, The Lorax. He is a delivery man for O'Hare Air that is seen dancing and singing on his delivery route in the opening shots of the film. He also played an important role in the end of the film, when he helps start a political movement to plant trees again.

Appearance
Cy appears to be a bald caucasian male in his late 30's with a large and bushy mustache. It is not unfair to draw comparisons to Mr. Porter, another famous delivery man. Compared to Mr. Porter, he seems more overweight and his mustache is less well kept. His chin is much weaker and he has no goatee. The reason for this is actually because he is a failed clone of Mr. Porter, forged in the depths of Thneedville, by none other than Aloysius O'Hare using a modified Nuclear Reactor changed into a Crispr DNA copier. Despite his visual imperfections compared to Mr. Porter, he is still an extremely attractive man.

Creation
Mr. Porter is a very successful delivery man, delivering fresh produce across Adventure Bay in a more than consistent manner. O'Hare quickly caught on and was very jealous of his delivery skills. In attempt to top Mr. Porter, O'Hare used one of Porter's trimmed mustache hairs to gather DNA. Putting the hair in a cloning machine, Cy was created. To O'Hare's surprise, there wasn't enough DNA and Cy was an imperfect clone. As seen in the movie, The Lorax (2012), Cy is a very inconstant delivery man. O'Hare wanted to get rid of Cy due to being imperfect, but Cy was too sexy and O'Hare decided to let him live.

Death
After ear-raping everyone in the hit songs "Thneedville" and "Let it Grow," Cy thought it was time for him to depart and pursue a career as a musician. As a singer/songwriter as he knew that he was not a perfect delivery man. Cy made plans to go to New York and tried to cast himself for a Broadway show. On his way to New York, a plane hit the World Trade Center. Standing in shock, Cy muttered his famous last words "You don't kno-". Cy was then hit by falling debris and experienced kinetic energy.

The cause of his death is speculated to be severe organ trauma and fatal bleeding. However, Cy's body was never recovered, and there is no record of his death in any medical documents. This leads some conspiracy-theorists to believe that he is not actually dead, but is continuing to operate as a shady Mexican narcotics smuggler.