Critical Lorax Theory

"It may be that our purpose on earth is not to worship a Lorax, but to create him"

- The Anti-Lorax

Critical Lorax Theory (CLT) is a political, social, religious, and economic framework which examines Loraxian views of ethics, society, and policy. CLT deconstructs traditionalist (divine) concepts of power structure and hierarchy and discovers how they are used to propagate the interests of oppressors at the expense of the oppressed. The end state of CLT is a violent subversion of established power, resulting in an atheistic society which completely rejects Loraxian ethics and divine law, an anti-Loraxian society.

Critical Lorax Theory originated in the 1848 pamphlet A Critical Examination of Loraxian Ethics by the Anti-Lorax. The tenets of CLT have spread across the entire world, resulting in worldwide revolutions and mass protests. Proponents of CLT lobby for the mandatory teaching of its ideals within schools and institutions despite constant push-back by the global community. As a result, CLT is widely considered the most controversial ideology ever conceived.

History
Critical Lorax Theory was first written about in the Anti-Lorax's 1848 pamplet. However, its fundamental principles did not originate from it. Traces of anti-Loraxian rhetoric can be found even as early as 1738, during the Cat-in-the-Hat politcal era.

Subversion
Critical Lorax Theory advocates for the total destruction of institutions and individuals who propagate Loraxian power structure. The phases in which this subversion occurs can be described using four basic terms, moral distortion, power destabilization, structure elimination, and principle normalization. These four phases describe a systematic process by which any power structure is replaced by a new, anti-Loraxian one.

Moral Distortion
Moral Distortion is the first phase of subversion and takes only one generation to complete (15-20 years). It is